Solitary Life

Ahead of a Summer Style Me Challenge What I Wore on Wednesday, I wanted to put together another Solitary Life post.  Recently I caught a snip-it of one of those "You might be a Redneck if...." shows which I have always hated!!!!!  But it gave me an idea! I present to you.....


You Might Live a Solitary Life If....

• It's taken 20 minutes to get out of a dress with a zipper in the back
• You've had a co-worker tie and button the back of your shirt. 
• Cereal is in heavy rotation for dinner
•  It's 8:30 p.m. and you just realized you haven't even eaten dinner!
• You enter your bedroom and  think for a sec, "I've been ROBBED!!"
• You go to bed earlier on Fridays then any other night of the week!
  
• You go out to get the Sunday paper from the front door at noon
• You only empty the dishwasher when it's ready to be filled again or 
• only fold the towels in the dryer when there's a new load to be done
• You mute the TV to hear what going on outside
• You wake up at 3 a.m. and frantically rush to the front door to make sure it's locked
• Tutoring on a Saturday counts as "plans" 
• You only get the mail twice a week
• You've spent a Saturday binge watching entire seasons of Downton Abbey (ignoring all calls and texts).
• You've finished that bottle of wine because it's just silly to leave "that little" left for tomorrow or
• You've made a pitcher of margs...just becasue!!
• The only person who knows your house number is MOM
• You're pretty sure the neighbors think you don't actually live alone because you talk to yourself...like A LOT!!
  
• You yell at the ceiling...because GUS is loud.
• There was that one weekend you came home from work on Friday and didn't leave again until work on Monday!
• You're still wearing your Mismatch Day outfit when the PeaPod guy delivers your groceries.
• You care what the PeaPod guy thinks...
• You've had dinner...alone...at the bar
• It's taken you so long to try and get your cowboy boots off, that you've texted your sister to come and help (her answer was NO....lol)
• Sometimes you look in the mirror and think, Yikes. its a good thing I live alone!
• The same thing happens after watching a sad movie (or YouTube video) and the ugly cry has come out!
• You Facebook message or text back people you probably shouldn't 
• You come out in the morning to make coffee, realize you left the blinds open all night, look at what you're wearing, and think "OH WELL!"
• You get a little too dressed up to go to that BBQ
• You've wasted more time on YouTube then you've ever thought possible
• People worry that you don't eat so they make you plates and send you home with leftovers
• This is you...
  
• You might have a key to your house hidden at work, in case you ran out the door in the morning without it!
• You've thought about getting a pet for company (which you'd never really do otherwise!) But then rationalize, "that's expensive... I'd rather spend the money on clothes!

And last but not least....

You might live a solitary life if....

YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT CANCELLED PLANS!!!

                              hahahahahahaha

Hope you got as much of a laugh outta this as I did!!  Have a Happy Monday!!

Katie