Solitary Life 101

Happy Thursday!  One more day til' the weekend...woo hoo!!

Using my insta handle as a post title today!  It's the third installment of You Might Live a Solitary Life If...these are some of my favorite posts EVER!!  Check out the first two here and here!!  Here's the summer edition!

You might live a solitary life if...

• The thought of not wearing a bra or any makeup all day is the highlight of your day!
• You forgo taking out the garbage and getting the mail because that requires the above said bra and makeup
• Ice cream is considered dinner right?!?
• You've made a meal for two...and eaten both...by yourself.
• You've gotten carsick traveling outside your three-mile radius!
• You've gone an entire day not talking to a single soul.
• Plans always seem like a great idea, then the day comes and you realize a bra, makeup and socializing is required...and all you wanna do is veg on the couch and watch reruns of Blue Bloods!
• Staying out till 10 p.m. is a successful night!
• Or on the very rare occasion you've stayed out til 2, 3 and beyond, you think..."damn I'm too old for this!"
• Wine and Scrabble with your 70 year old neighbor sounds like a great idea
• You're packed for vacation three weeks ahead of time
• You've thought about cancelling plans after a weird text exchange but then thought against it because it's been days since you've actually seen another human being that wasn't part of your family or a person in your town!
• You are abnormally excited for the Summer Olympics
• You finish the bottle of wine because you can't get the cork back in to save it!
• You curse every time your house phone rings...because it's ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!!
• You over-analyze and make up scenarios in your head that you know will never happen
• You have very serious conversations...with yourself!
• You consult Instagram to see how long a jar of pasta sauce has been open in the fridge.
• Your Timehop streak has reached 25...and you're pretty excited about it!
• You're back might be a little more burnt tanned than the front of you...because you don't have anyone to apply sunscreen properly back there.

Reading all this back always gives me a chuckle...hope you got one too!  Have a great day!